TSA, Tsk, Tsk

Dear Transportation Security Administration of Sea-Tac Airport:

Thanks so much for your lovely note. I also wanted to thank you for your failure to re-zip up my suitcase after you so lovingly opened it and fished around for whatever items you felt were clearly in violation of the TSA laws...was it a book? Some CDs? A pair of socks covered in dog fur? Hot rollers?

Lastly, I would like to thank you for not returning my TSA lock. Obviously, it was just standing in the way between you and my tiny bottle of shampoo.

Best regards,


Another TSAtisfied Customer