Restored connection to outside world

Props and thanks to my landlord for re-re-wiring the re-wiring that he did last week which caused me to have no contact with the outside world via a DSL line. I'm baaaaaaaaacccccccccccck. And not in a Terrell Owens sort of way.

Now that I can read fine quality articles on the internet again, I need to direct your attention to this amazing article from The Onion. It succinctly describes the warm and fuzzy mother/daughter relationship, and affirms why I will never have children.