I Am So Popular!

My home phone, which never rings, has been ringing off the hook for the last few days. You're never going to believe who is calling ME. Little ole me! Magic Johnson, Sally Field, Jerry Rice, Billy Crystal, Senator Boxer, Mayor Villaragosa and other people I have never heard of! Unfortunately, I wasn't home to get their calls, so I only got their messages. Damn. I had a thing or two to talk to Jerry Rice about...

/sarcasm

I'll be glad when this fucking election is over.